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Wine Humor Okay, many people perceive "wine people" as a pretty snooty bunch. Although there are a few (to remain nameless), there is a lot of humor in the wine industry. Here are a few examples that I collected...

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right." ---Mark Twain

Favorite Winery Mottos  Time's Fun When You're Having Flies Frog's Leap Winery No Wimpy Wines Ravenswood Dam Fine Wine Castoro Cellars (Punchline: Castoro means "beaver") We drink white wines until the red wines are opened Sierra Vista Winery Magical Wines that Dance on Your Palate Heller Estates Memorable Wines Hunt Wine Cellars No dogs that whine, and no wines that are dogs Rosenblum Cellars Just Grapes Coturri Winery

 

"Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. " ---Benjamin Franklin